How I Remain Calm in the Face of Adversity

Submitted by wallpaper on Tue, 07/11/2017 - 19:21
Stressful situations can get the better of us if we don't plan to stay ahead of the game. So how does a aa aa aaa aa a a person like *you*, some kind of mentally disfigured freak turn a situation around and makeeet into a time during which others perceive you as a successful, happy, cosmopolitan achiever? Without self-medicating.

Americs'a Obsession

Submitted by chkn-sensor on Sat, 05/06/2017 - 13:12

i wonder what could be the cause
he cannot last more than a fortnight, well whatever. imagine a large egg porcelain and white , size of a rugbee bawl and having hatched and seen a chick become a bird becomes an egg again porcelain and white and flecked with yellow pricks and now a new bird
you wonder what and when a Marigold squawks. regurgitate and happen upon

Pine Trees For Cover

Submitted by wallpaper on Mon, 04/24/2017 - 20:48
back when before i was a major stehr i was walking home in a wheelbarrow on ice and snow, this story is no excerpt from that but happened one fueled time on a marksman. hello my old friend i screeched from the trenches and was knocked down fat by the swooping finch of bush life. made a noice to express frustration

Reading Minds

Submitted by 1800-a-boo on Mon, 03/27/2017 - 18:54
Invention! New machine added! Reading minds! Exclusive, or thereabouts. See my bloat submerge appendages arms and so on and so forth et cetera infinity. What animal? A. mouse B. giraffe C. medium bird D. supernatural E. sea dweller F. none of the above / all of the above (double action) G. dream-state consciousness all living thing simultaneous broadcast

Some F****** W*** About Records and S***

Submitted by wallpaper on Thu, 02/09/2017 - 21:54
in this the "author", chip away at will to live write about the 'aman break' original harticule appeared in july deaf continual sneeze issue of rolling stan all about that man. with close inspection of paper tissue tears of author create rorschach diagram depicting sadness for all is universal. weep and enjoi

things seen at the office

Submitted by 1800-a-boo on Thu, 02/09/2017 - 19:44
as editor of the heh asked for a three page article on the nature of origin of the political diaspora as it pertains to the socioeconomic shift in neo-cardboard assuagences of film also known as cinema. the catch it had to be written at the heh location here in central [redacted] something author not willing to comply and so it is. we publish here as recognition of rebuff. got to be something to mean something


Submitted by 1800-a-boo on Wed, 01/18/2017 - 21:35
we editorial interstratospheric polled one hundered and forty-seven ungrown hormonal emotionally stunted imbeciles on the nature of dance. wee hedtoral hinterratospheric poled a hundread and photy sivun ungrowed harmonal emotianally stunded imbeciles on the nautrure of dance. wea hedhole shinterratphersic pole a hun dead and phaty sven ungowned ham onal motially stounded ibnciles on the nataure of dance. this was their poem in prose form


Do you ever wonder...

Submitted by wallpaper on Wed, 01/18/2017 - 20:40

When someone says "D'you ever wonder what life would be like if...?" and then they go on to describe an alternate universe or alternate time-line they have made up, but you're thinking they could just as well have stopped at like because you're a robot.